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Lampoon's Play Baseball

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Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché 2010 CHASE LEAGUE & BENCH FEDERATION CHAMPIONS; '07, '08, '10 Bushwood Champs
Cash Balance* 40857
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Team History

Franchise Record1387-1218 (.532)League Champion: 2023, 2020, 2010 
Owner Record592-362 (.621) 7 yearsConference Champion: 2024, 2023, 2020, 2010, 2008, 2007
Most Wins104 (2022)Division Champion: 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2010, 2008, 2007
Most Losses101 (2014)Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2021)Gore Cup Champ: 2018; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2016
Association Champion: 2020
Federation Champion: 2010

Team Roster - Post Season

 
Last Updated 10/26/2025 Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025

45-man Roster

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
James WoodWasOF 2803557---2027
Jose SorianoLAASP 1843774---2026
Jose RamirezCle3B 63906990--- 
Ian HappChCOF 35373611--- 
Salvador PerezKCC, 1B 30393015--- 
Yusei KikuchiLAASP 28252792--- 
Marcus SemienNYM2B 26694734--- 
C.J. AbramsWasSS 26611828--- 
Nathan EovaldiTexSP 26342580--- 
Robert SuarezAtlRP 23851607--- 
Paul GoldschmidtFA1B 21963448--- 
Patrick CorbinFASP 20081780--- 
Jo AdellLAAOF 1742859--- 
Masyn WinnStLSS 17351951--- 
Ronald AcunaAtlOF 16772601--- 
Shane SmithCWSSP 1644100--- 
Ryan HelsleyBalRP 14423606--- 
Miguel VargasCWS1B, 3B 1254301--- 
Adrian HouserFASP 903519--- 
Carson KellyChCC 889534--- 
Reid DetmersLAARP 885939--- 
Christopher MorelMiaOF 8731388--- 
Royce LewisMin3B 843640--- 
Grant AndersonMilRP 810100--- 
Sean NewcombFARP 806104--- 
Jose FerrerWasRP 800216--- 
Matt SvansonStLRP 797100--- 
Miguel AndujarFA3B, OF 762488--- 
Sean MurphyAtlC 698719--- 
Randal GrichukFAOF 614905--- 
Mike BurrowsPitSP 584100--- 
Mitch SpenceAthRP 570697--- 
Joe JimenezAtlRPx5241372--- 
Hurston WaldrepAtlSP 469100--- 
Justin TopaMinRP 379451--- 
Jakob MarseeMiaOF 298100--- 
Joey LucchesiFARP 268146--- 
Andrew SaalfrankAriRP 235100--- 
Luisangel AcunaNYM2B3B, SS189100--- 
Kris BryantColDH 184353--- 
Denzel ClarkeAthOF 161100--- 
Sawyer Gipson-LongDetRP 105114--- 
Cam CollierCin3Bx100100--- 
Seaver KingWasSSx100100--- 
Kevin McGonigleDetSSx100100--- 

Prospects Roster

These players don't count against your 28-player carryover limit

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Prospect - Ethan ConradChCOFx100100--- 
  
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Roster Limits and Salaries

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 24 Hitters over 250 (21) 18
Minimum Pitchers (14) 21 Pitchers over 250 (20) 19
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 37
    Players in minor league (10) 6

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

 45
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0 Prospects (max 5): 1
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