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Lampoon's Play Baseball (71-79, 10 GB)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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Fletch |
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2010 CHASE LEAGUE & BENCH FEDERATION CHAMPIONS; '07, '08, '10 Bushwood Champs |
| Cash Balance* |
2138 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1387-1218 (.532) | League Champion: 2023, 2020, 2010 | | | Owner Record | 592-362 (.621) 7 years | Conference Champion: 2024, 2023, 2020, 2010, 2008, 2007 | | Most Wins | 104 (2022) | Division Champion: 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2019, 2010, 2008, 2007 | | Most Losses | 101 (2014) | Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2021) | Gore Cup Champ: 2018; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2016 | | Association Champion: 2020 | | Federation Champion: 2010 |
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| Last Updated 10/26/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| L1 | C.J. Abrams | Was | SS | SS | 1828 | | 2025 | | M | Luisangel Acuna | NYM | | SS, 2B | 100 | | | | L7 | Ronald Acuna | Atl | OF | OF | 2601 | | | | L4 | Jo Adell | LAA | OF | OF | 859 | | | | M | Grant Anderson | Mil | | RP | 100 | | | | B4 | Miguel Andujar | FA | | OF, 3B | 488 | | | | IR | Kris Bryant | Col | | OF, 1B | 353 | | | | M | Mike Burrows | Pit | | RP, SP | 100 | | | | M | Denzel Clarke | Ath | | OF | 100 | | | | M | Cam Collier | Cin | | 3B | 100 | m | | | pr | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF | 100 | m | | | P1 | Patrick Corbin | FA | | SP | 1780 | | | | R5 | Reid Detmers | LAA | | SP, RP | 939 | | | | P2 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2580 | | | | R2 | Jose Ferrer | Was | | RP | 216 | | | | M | Sawyer Gipson-Long | Det | | SP, RP | 114 | | | | L8 | Paul Goldschmidt | FA | 1B | 1B | 3448 | | | | T | Randal Grichuk | FA | | OF | 905 | | | | B1 | Ian Happ | ChC | | OF | 3611 | | | | T | Ryan Helsley | FA | | RP | 3606 | | 2025 | | S1 | Kyle Hendricks | Ret | | SP | 774 | | | | P5 | Adrian Houser | FA | | RP, SP | 519 | | | | T | Joe Jimenez | Atl | | RP | 1372 | | | | B5 | Carson Kelly | ChC | | C | 534 | | | | P3 | Yusei Kikuchi | LAA | | SP | 2792 | | | | M | Seaver King | Was | | SS | 100 | m | | | T | Royce Lewis | Min | | 3B | 640 | | | | M | Joey Lucchesi | SF | | SP, RP | 146 | | | | L6 | Jakob Marsee | Mia | DH | OF | 100 | | | | M | Kevin McGonigle | Det | | SS | 100 | m | | | B3 | Christopher Morel | TB | | 2B, 3B, OF | 1388 | | | | T | Sean Murphy | Atl | | C | 719 | | | | R3 | Sean Newcomb | FA | | RP, SP | 104 | | | | L5 | Salvador Perez | KC | C | C, 1B | 3015 | | | | L2 | Jose Ramirez | Cle | 3B | 3B | 6990 | | | | R4 | Andrew Saalfrank | Ari | | RP | 100 | | | | L9 | Marcus Semien | Tex | 2B | 2B | 4734 | | | | S3 | Shane Smith | CWS | | RP, SP | 100 | | | | S2 | Jose Soriano | LAA | | SP | 774 | | 2026* | | T | Mitch Spence | Ath | | SP, RP | 697 | | | | R1 | Robert Suarez | FA | | RP | 1607 | | 2025 | | M | Matt Svanson | StL | | RP | 100 | | | | R6 | Justin Topa | Min | | RP | 451 | | | | B2 | Miguel Vargas | CWS | | 3B, OF, 1B | 301 | | | | P4 | Hurston Waldrep | Atl | | SP | 100 | | | | B6 | Masyn Winn | StL | | SS | 1951 | | 2025 | | L3 | James Wood | Was | OF | OF | 557 | | 2027* |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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