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Cannonball Cockamamie (59-58, 5 GB)
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Owner
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Steven Michaud / Email Team
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| Manager |
Burt Reynolds |
| Stadium |
Dom Deluise Memorial Stadium |
| Mascot |
Captain Chaos |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
"Why don't you take that piece of shit back to the junkyard!!" **2014 & 2015 League Champions** |
| Cash Balance* |
401 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1369-1235 (.526) | League Champion: 2015, 2014 | | | Owner Record | 1369-1235 (.526) 18 years | Conference Champion: 2015, 2014 | | Most Wins | 92 (2015) | Division Champion: 2015, 2014 | | Most Losses | 85 (2021) | Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2015) | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2017, 2009 |
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| Last Updated 8/14/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 8/14/2025 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| T2 | Pavin Smith | Ari | | OF, 1B | 328 | IL | | | L1 | Jacob Wilson | Ath | SS | SS | 108 | IL | 2026* | | T5 | Walker Buehler | Bos | | SP | 532 | | | | R1 | Aroldis Chapman | Bos | | RP | 1245 | | | | P4 | Lucas Giolito | Bos | | SP | 913 | | 2026* | | P5 | Chase Burns | Cin | | SP | 100 | | | | P2 | Hunter Greene | Cin | | SP | 2739 | | 2025 | | S2 | Slade Cecconi | Cle | | SP | 266 | | | | B2 | Zach McKinstry | Det | | 3B, SS, OF, 2B | 657 | | | | S3 | Chris Paddack | Det | | SP | 439 | | | | pr | Bryce Rainer | Det | | SS | 100 | m | | | L2 | Gleyber Torres | Det | 2B | 2B | 2809 | | | | L6 | Yordan Alvarez | Hou | DH | OF | 4310 | IL | | | R6 | Steven Okert | Hou | | RP | 311 | | | | L5 | Mike Trout | LAA | OF | OF | 610 | | 2026* | | L3 | Andy Pages | LAD | OF | OF | 831 | | 2026* | | M | Aiva Arquette | Mia | | SS | 100 | m | | | B1 | Heriberto Hernandez | Mia | | OF | 100 | | | | M | Noble Meyer | Mia | | SP | 100 | m | | | R4 | Shelby Miller | Mil | | RP | 303 | | | | T4 | Garrett Mitchell | Mil | | OF | 265 | IL | | | P3 | Freddy Peralta | Mil | | SP | 2975 | | | | B3 | Kody Clemens | Min | | 1B, 2B, 3B, OF | 166 | | | | pr | Walker Jenkins | Min | | OF | 100 | m | | | L7 | Brooks Lee | Min | 3B | SS, 2B, 3B | 189 | | | | T3 | Jesse Winker | NYM | | OF | 1152 | IL | 2025 | | T | Gerrit Cole | NYY | | SP | 2764 | IL | | | L4 | Aaron Judge | NYY | OF | OF | 8206 | | | | S1 | Will Warren | NYY | | SP | 100 | | | | R3 | Luke Weaver | NYY | | RP | 1883 | | | | M01 | Justin Crawford | Phi | | OF | 100 | m | | | P1 | Zack Wheeler | Phi | | SP | 5616 | | | | M | Gage Wood | Phi | | SP | 100 | m | | | L9 | Joey Bart | Pit | C | C | 417 | | | | B6 | Henry Davis | Pit | | C | 172 | | | | pr | Konnor Griffin | Pit | | SS | 100 | m | | | B5 | Cole Young | Sea | | SS, 2B | 100 | | | | L8 | Wilmer Flores | SF | 1B | 1B | 711 | | | | B4 | Casey Schmitt | SF | | 2B, 3B, SS, 1B | 198 | | | | R2 | Jeff Hoffman | Tor | | RP | 1633 | | 2025 | | M | Joseph Parker | Tor | | SS | 100 | m | | | R5 | Louie Varland | Tor | | RP | 245 | | | | T1 | Brady House | Was | | 3B, SS | 100 | | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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