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General Anesthetic (35-49, 18 GB)
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Owner
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John Hula / Email Team
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| Manager |
Corporal Punishment |
| Stadium |
The Theatre of War |
| Mascot |
An Abject Figure |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
This means war! |
| Cash Balance* |
3153 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 1115-1189 (.484) | League Champion: 2021 | | | Owner Record | 589-665 (.470) 9 years | Conference Champion: 2021 | | Most Wins | 86 (2014) | Division Champion: 2021, 2014, 2011 | | Most Losses | 87 (2024, 2017) | Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2011) | Gore Cup Champ: 2022, 2013 |
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| Last Updated 7/5/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 7/7/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| L1 | Sal Frelick | Mil | OF | OF | 1618 | | | | L2 | Dansby Swanson | ChC | SS | SS | 2968 | | | | L3 | Nick Kurtz | Ath | 1B | 1B | 1719 | | | | L4 | Willson Contreras | Bos | DH | 1B | 1610 | | | | L5 | Nolan Arenado | Ari | 3B | 3B | 1776 | | | | L6 | Riley Greene | Det | OF | OF | 3652 | | 2026 | | L7 | Lourdes Gurriel | Ari | OF | OF | 1771 | | | | L8 | Carter Jensen | KC | C | C | 100 | | | | L9 | Tommy Edman | LAD | 2B | 2B, OF, 3B | 877 | | | | B1 | Spencer Torkelson | Det | | 1B | 2561 | | | | B2 | Royce Lewis | Min | | 3B, 1B | 843 | | | | B3 | Kody Clemens | Min | | 1B, 2B, OF | 690 | | | | B4 | Taylor Walls | TB | | SS | 552 | | | | B5 | Blaze Alexander | Bal | | 3B, 2B, OF, SS | 325 | | | | B6 | Patrick Bailey | Cle | | C | 1040 | | | | P1 | Dylan Cease | Tor | | SP | 3247 | | | | P2 | Zack Wheeler | Phi | | SP | 3452 | | | | P3 | Casey Mize | Det | | SP | 1749 | | 2026 | | P4 | Mitch Keller | Pit | | SP | 2580 | | | | P5 | Max Meyer | Mia | | SP | 382 | | | | S1 | Eduardo Rodriguez | Ari | | SP | 1539 | | | | S2 | Sonny Gray | Bos | | SP | 3111 | | | | S3 | Drey Jameson | Ari | | RP | 115 | | | | R1 | Ben Joyce | LAA | | RP | 229 | IL | | | R2 | Hogan Harris | Ath | | RP | 707 | | | | R3 | Justin Sterner | Ath | | RP | 283 | | | | R4 | Justin Slaten | Bos | | RP | 230 | | | | R5 | Mason Montgomery | Pit | | RP | 184 | | | | R6 | Jonathan Loaisiga | Ari | | RP | 114 | | | | T | Gleyber Torres | Det | | 2B | 2808 | IL | | | T | Brady House | Was | | 3B | 301 | m | | | T | Spencer Arrighetti | Hou | | SP | 563 | | | | T | Michael Kopech | FA | | RP | 544 | | | | T | Anthony Bender | Mia | | RP | 486 | IL | | | T | Emerson Hancock | Sea | | SP | 437 | | | | M | Austin Martin | Min | | OF, 2B | 245 | | | | M | Robert Hassell | Was | | OF | 217 | m | | | M | Zac Veen | Col | | OF | 100 | m | | | M | Jose Fernandez | Ari | | SS, 1B, 3B | 100 | m | | | M | Victor Mesa Jr. | TB | | OF | 100 | | | | M | Blaze Jordan | StL | | 1B, 3B | 100 | | | | M | Jackson Jobe | Det | | SP | 200 | IL | | | M | Tejay Antone | Cin | | RP, x | 104 | | | | M | JR Ritchie | Atl | | SP | 100 | | | | pr | Max Clark | Det | | OF | 100 | m | | | pr | Gavin Cross | KC | | OF | 100 | m | | | pr | Gavin Kilen | SF | | SS | 100 | m | | | pr | Gavin Fien | Was | | 3B | 100 | m | | | IR | Eloy Jimenez | Tor | | OF, 1B | 350 | m | |
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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