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    			| Fiorello's Hard Boiled Eggs (66-84, 19 GB)
                  
                    | Owner | Jason Kiernan /  Email Team |  
                    | Manager | Otis B. Driftwood |  
                    | Stadium | The Stateroom |  
                    | Mascot | There ain't no Sanity Clause! |  
                    | Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché | who's on first? |  
                    | Cash Balance* | 1223 |  
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                    | Instant Messaging/Twitter: | None listed |    | 
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    			| | Team History |  | Franchise Record | 666-438 (.603) | League Champion: 2020, 2018 |  |  | Owner Record | 666-438 (.603) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2020, 2018, 2017 |  | Most Wins | 101 (2021, 2017) | Division Champion: 2022, 2021, 2020, 2018, 2017 |  | Most Losses | 84 (2019) | Largest Victory Margin: 23 games (2022) |  |  | Federation Champion: 2018 |  | Benchwarmer Bash - Champion: 2018 | 
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                        | Last Updated 10/21/2025 | Player information semi-accurate as of 9/16/2025 |  Current Roster/Lineup
				*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full.  Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate.  If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract | 
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 | L1 | Gunnar Henderson | Bal | SS | SS | 5414 |  | 2026 |  | L2 | Ian Happ | ChC | OF | OF | 3611 |  |  |  | L3 | William Contreras | Mil | C | C | 4551 |  |  |  | L4 | Jo Adell | LAA | OF | OF | 859 |  | 2026* |  | L5 | Willson Contreras | StL | DH | C, 1B | 1039 |  | 2026* |  | L6 | Miguel Andujar | Cin | OF | OF, 3B | 488 |  |  |  | L7 | Christopher Morel | TB | 3B | 2B, 3B, OF | 1388 |  |  |  | L8 | Paul Goldschmidt | NYY | 1B | 1B | 3448 |  |  |  | L9 | Luis V. Garcia | Was | 2B | 2B | 1564 |  |  |  | B1 | Javier Baez | Det |  | SS, 3B, OF, 2B | 813 |  | 2026* |  | B2 | Carson Kelly | ChC |  | C | 534 |  |  |  | B3 | Warming Bernabel | Col |  | SS, 1B | 100 | IL |  |  | B4 | Austin Riley | Atl |  | 3B | 3000 | IL |  |  | B5 | Randal Grichuk | KC |  | OF | 905 |  |  |  | B6 | Miguel Amaya | ChC |  | C | 553 | IL |  |  | P1 | Lucas Giolito | Bos |  | SP | 913 |  |  |  | P2 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex |  | SP | 2580 | IL | 2026* |  | P3 | Stephen Kolek | KC |  | RP, SP | 188 |  |  |  | P4 | Patrick Corbin | Tex |  | SP | 1780 |  |  |  | P5 | Jack Leiter | Tex |  | SP | 100 |  |  |  | S1 | Will Warren | NYY |  | SP | 100 |  |  |  | S2 | Yu Darvish | SD |  | SP | 1263 |  |  |  | S3 | Kyle Hendricks | LAA |  | SP | 774 |  |  |  | R1 | Robert Suarez | SD |  | RP | 1607 |  | 2025 |  | R2 | Carlos Estevez | KC |  | RP | 1190 |  | 2026* |  | R3 | Sean Newcomb | Ath |  | RP, SP | 104 |  |  |  | R4 | Matt Svanson | StL |  | RP | 100 |  |  |  | R5 | Justin Topa | Min |  | RP | 451 | IL |  |  | R6 | Brock Burke | LAA |  | RP | 270 |  |  |  | T | Rhys Hoskins | Mil |  | 1B | 1364 |  | 2025 |  | T | Kris Bryant | Col |  | OF, 1B | 353 | IL |  |  | T | Ryan Helsley | NYM |  | RP | 3606 |  | 2025 |  | T | Joe Jimenez | Atl |  | RP | 1372 | IL |  |  | T | Mitch Spence | Ath |  | SP, RP | 697 |  |  |  | T | Walker Buehler | Phi |  | SP | 532 |  |  |  | M | Kyren Paris | LAA |  | 2B, SS, OF | 100 | m |  |  | M | Luisangel Acuna | NYM |  | SS, 2B | 100 |  |  |  | M | Ethan Conrad | ChC |  | OF | 100 | m |  |  | M | Denzel Clarke | Ath |  | OF | 100 | IL |  |  | M | Drew Pomeranz | ChC |  | RP | 125 |  |  |  | M | Sawyer Gipson-Long | Det |  | SP, RP | 114 | IL |  |  | M | Kumar Rocker | Tex |  | SP | 100 | m |  |  | M | Shane Smith | CWS |  | RP, SP | 100 |  |  |  | pr | Eli Willits | Was |  | SS | 100 | m |  |  | pr | Termarr Johnson | Pit |  | 2B, SS | 100 | m |  |  | pr | Joseph Parker | Tor |  | SS | 100 | m |  |  | IR | Masataka Yoshida | Bos |  | DH, OF | 1228 |  | 2025 |  |  |  |  
    		| Roster Limits
              
                | Roster Minimums | Roster Maximums |  
                | Category | Current Value | Category | Current Value |  
                | Minimum Hitters (15) |  | Hitters over 250 (21) |  |  
                | Minimum Pitchers (14) |  | Pitchers over 250 (20) |  |  
                | Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |  | Players over 250 (35) |  |  
                |  |  | Players in minor league (10) |  |  
                | Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 
				45 |  |  
                | These players don't count against your 40-man limit |  
                | Players on IR (max 1): | Prospects (max 5): |  |  
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