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Escape from New Jersey In a Green Ford Taurus SHO (79-59, +4 GA)
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Owner
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John Hula / Email Team
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Mighty Max Weinberg Live! |
| Stadium |
Conan Coliseum |
| Mascot |
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
Keep Cool, My Babies! |
| Cash Balance* |
998 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 576-529 (.521) | League Champion: 2021, 2020 | | | Owner Record | 576-529 (.521) 8 years | Conference Champion: 2021, 2020 | | Most Wins | 94 (2022) | Division Champion: 2022, 2021 | | Most Losses | 84 (2024) | Largest Victory Margin: 22 games (2022) | Gore Cup Champ: 2023; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2019 | | Association Champion: 2022 |
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| Last Updated 9/10/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 9/9/2025 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| M | Mick Abel | Min | | SP | 100 | m | | | M | Ian Anderson | Atl | | SP, RP | 187 | m | | | R4 | Shawn Armstrong | Tex | | RP | 491 | | | | M | Austin Barnes | FA | | C | 209 | m | | | R6 | Anthony Bender | Mia | | RP | 269 | IL | | | R5 | Brock Burke | LAA | | RP | 270 | | | | pr | Jac Caglianone (Batter) | KC | | 1B, SP, OF | 100 | | | | R1 | Aroldis Chapman | Bos | | RP | 1245 | | | | M | Adrian Del Castillo | Ari | | C | 115 | | | | R3 | Reid Detmers | LAA | | SP, RP | 939 | | | | R2 | Camilo Doval | NYY | | RP | 1473 | | | | L6 | Adolis Garcia | Tex | OF | OF | 3479 | IL | | | L2 | Paul Goldschmidt | NYY | DH | 1B | 3448 | | | | P1 | MacKenzie Gore | Was | | SP | 2232 | IL | | | L7 | Lourdes Gurriel | Ari | OF | OF | 1968 | IL | 2025 | | IR | Emerson Hancock | Sea | | SP, RP | 262 | | | | M | Robert Hassell | Was | | OF | 100 | | | | M | Tink Hence | StL | | SP | 100 | m | | | M | Jackson Jobe | Det | | RP, SP | 100 | IL | | | P4 | Mitch Keller | Pit | | SP | 2620 | | | | T | Michael Kopech | LAD | | RP | 1431 | | | | T | Kyle Leahy | StL | | RP | 256 | | | | T | Jordan Leasure | CWS | | RP | 100 | | | | S1 | Jack Leiter | Tex | | SP | 100 | | | | L9 | Royce Lewis | Min | 3B | 3B | 640 | | | | P2 | Nick Lodolo | Cin | | SP | 663 | | 2026* | | L3 | Ketel Marte | Ari | 2B | 2B | 3525 | | | | T | Austin Martin | Min | | OF, 2B | 283 | | | | B2 | Ronny Mauricio | NYM | | SS, 3B, 2B | 106 | | | | B6 | Curtis Mead | CWS | | 2B, 3B, 1B | 131 | | | | pr | Victor Mesa Jr. | Mia | | OF | 100 | | | | T | Max Meyer | Mia | | SP | 226 | IL | | | pr | Aidan Miller | Phi | | SS, 3B | 100 | m | | | P3 | Casey Mize | Det | | SP | 528 | | 2026 | | B4 | Sean Murphy | Atl | | C | 719 | IL | | | L5 | Brandon Nimmo | NYM | OF | OF | 3303 | | | | pr | Bryce Rainer | Det | | SS | 100 | m | | | P5 | Carlos Rodon | NYY | | SP | 2516 | | | | B5 | Dalton Rushing | LAD | | C | 100 | IL | | | M | Andrew Saalfrank | Ari | | RP | 100 | | | | S3 | Luis Severino | Ath | | SP | 2031 | | 2025 | | L8 | Will D. Smith | LAD | C | C | 1851 | | | | B3 | Lenyn Sosa | CWS | | 2B, 3B, 1B | 555 | | | | B1 | Kyle Stowers | Mia | | OF | 213 | IL | 2026* | | M | Kade Strowd | Bal | | RP | 100 | | | | M | Emiliano Teodo | Tex | | SP | 100 | m | | | L4 | Spencer Torkelson | Det | 1B | 1B | 1428 | | 2026* | | L1 | Trea Turner | Phi | SS | SS | 3032 | IL | | | S2 | Will Warren | NYY | | SP | 100 | | | | T | Steven Wilson | CWS | | RP | 233 | | | | pr | Gage Wood | Phi | | SP | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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Prospects (max 5): |
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