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Grannies Salami and Taters (73-65, 9 GB)
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Owner
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Jason Kiernan / Email Team
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| Manager |
Lou Gherig |
| Stadium |
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| Mascot |
AROD on Roids |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
go granny, go granny, it's your birthday |
| Cash Balance* |
621 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 755-500 (.602) | League Champion: 2024, 2022, 2020 | 
| | Owner Record | 755-500 (.602) 9 years | Conference Champion: 2024, 2022, 2020, 2016 | | Most Wins | 99 (2022) | Division Champion: 2024, 2022, 2021, 2020, 2016 | | Most Losses | 73 (2019) | Largest Victory Margin: 15 games (2021, 2016) | Gore Cup Champ: 2017 |
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| Last Updated 9/10/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 9/9/2025 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| L4 | Spencer Torkelson | Det | 1B | 1B | 1428 | | 2027* | | P3 | Nathan Eovaldi | Tex | | SP | 2580 | IL | 2026* | | P5 | Jacob deGrom | Tex | | SP | 398 | | 2026* | | M | Jonathan Aranda | TB | | 1B, 2B | 166 | IL | 2026* | | L3 | Marcell Ozuna | Atl | DH | DH | 5091 | | 2025 | | P2 | Chris Sale | Atl | | SP | 4400 | | 2025 | | T | Ryan Helsley | NYM | | RP | 3606 | | 2025 | | R1 | Robert Suarez | SD | | RP | 1607 | | 2025 | | L2 | William Contreras | Mil | C | C | 4551 | | | | L8 | Bryan Reynolds | Pit | OF | OF | 3495 | | | | B5 | Paul Goldschmidt | NYY | | 1B | 3448 | | | | T | Nolan Arenado | StL | | 3B | 3157 | IL | | | P1 | Carlos Rodon | NYY | | SP | 2516 | | | | L7 | Ozzie Albies | Atl | 2B | 2B | 2080 | | | | L1 | C.J. Abrams | Was | SS | SS | 1828 | | | | B3 | Jake Burger | Tex | | 1B, 3B | 1793 | | | | S2 | Patrick Corbin | Tex | | SP | 1780 | | | | T | Joe Jimenez | Atl | | RP | 1372 | IL | | | R4 | Reid Detmers | LAA | | SP, RP | 939 | | | | B4 | Randal Grichuk | KC | | OF | 905 | | | | L5 | Jo Adell | LAA | OF | OF | 859 | | | | L6 | Javier Baez | Det | 3B | SS, 3B, OF | 813 | | | | S1 | Kyle Hendricks | LAA | | SP | 774 | | | | T | Mitch Spence | Ath | | SP, RP | 697 | m | | | T | Miguel Amaya | ChC | | C | 553 | IL | | | B1 | Miguel Andujar | Cin | | OF, 3B | 488 | | | | R6 | Justin Topa | Min | | RP | 451 | | | | T | Randy Vasquez | SD | | SP | 418 | | | | B6 | Joey Bart | Pit | | C | 417 | | | | IR | Kris Bryant | Col | | OF, 1B | 353 | IL | | | R2 | Garrett Whitlock | Bos | | SP, RP | 316 | | | | S3 | Stephen Kolek | KC | | RP, SP | 188 | | | | M | Victor Scott | StL | | OF | 151 | | | | R5 | Drew Pomeranz | ChC | | RP | 125 | | | | M | Sawyer Gipson-Long | Det | | SP, RP | 114 | | | | R3 | Sean Newcomb | Ath | | RP, SP | 104 | | | | M | Jace Jung | Det | | 3B | 101 | m | | | M | Denzel Clarke | Ath | | OF | 100 | IL | | | L9 | Jasson Dominguez | NYY | OF | OF | 100 | | | | B2 | Warming Bernabel | Col | | SS, 1B | 100 | IL | | | pr | Jacob Berry | Mia | | 1B, 3B | 100 | m | | | pr | Ethan Conrad | ChC | | OF | 100 | m | | | M | Victor Mesa Jr. | Mia | | OF | 100 | | | | M | Luisangel Acuna | NYM | | SS, 2B | 100 | | | | P4 | Shane Smith | CWS | | RP, SP | 100 | | | | pr | Druw Jones | Ari | | OF | 100 | m | | | M | Kumar Rocker | Tex | | SP | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limits
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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Prospects (max 5): |
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