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    			The End of the World As We Know IT (68-82, 35 GB)
                
    			
                  
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                    Owner
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                    Alonda Clifton /  Email Team 
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                    | Manager | 
                    Bombs Away | 
                   
                  
                    | Stadium | 
                    NukemStadium | 
                   
                  
                    | Mascot | 
                    Green Day playing Holiday | 
                   
                  
                    | Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché | 
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                    | Cash Balance* | 
                    
                    2816 | 
                   
                  
                    | *In Thousands | 
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                     Instant Messaging/Twitter:  | 
                    
                    None listed
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				Team History |  | Franchise Record | 308-346 (.471) | Highest Finish: 2nd (2020) |   |  | Owner Record | 308-346 (.471) 5 years | Closest Finish 9 GB (2020) |  | Most Wins | 75 (2023) |   |  | Most Losses | 86 (2024) |   | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2023, 2022 |   
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                        | Last Updated 10/26/2025 | 
                        
                        	Player information semi-accurate as of 9/16/2025 | 
                       
                      
                     
Current Roster/Lineup
    			
				| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract | 
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 | L4 | Matt Olson | Atl | 1B | 1B | 5134 |   |   |  | M | Zach Dezenzo | Hou |   | 1B, 3B, OF | 100 | IL |   |  | L9 | Ben Rice | NYY | C | 1B, C | 187 |   | 2025 |  | T | Jake Bauers | Mil |   | 1B, OF | 610 |   |   |  | L6 | Cody Bellinger | NYY | OF | 1B, OF | 2238 |   | 2025 |  | M | Travis Bazzana | Cle |   | 2B | 100 | m |   |  | L1 | Luke Keaschall | Min | 2B | 2B | 100 |   |   |  | B4 | Gavin Lux | Cin |   | 2B, OF | 999 |   |   |  | B2 | Jeremiah Jackson | Bal |   | 2B, SS, OF, 3B | 100 |   |   |  | L8 | Ryan McMahon | NYY | 3B | 3B | 2542 |   |   |  | M | Coby Mayo | Bal |   | 3B, 1B | 100 |   |   |  | B6 | Sean Murphy | Atl |   | C | 719 | IL |   |  | T | Danny Jansen | Mil |   | C | 551 |   |   |  | M | Austin Wynns | Ath |   | C | 125 | IL |   |  | B1 | Agustin Ramirez | Mia |   | C | 100 |   |   |  | L5 | Kyle Schwarber | Phi | DH | DH, OF | 5008 |   |   |  | T | Kyle Isbel | KC |   | OF | 891 |   |   |  | L7 | Trevor Larnach | Min | OF | OF | 854 |   |   |  | L3 | James Wood | Was | OF | OF | 557 |   | 2026 |  | B3 | Jordan Walker | StL |   | OF | 450 |   |   |  | M | Dane Myers | Mia |   | OF | 129 |   |   |  | pr | Charlie Condon | Col |   | OF | 100 | m |   |  | M | Troy Johnston | Mia |   | OF, 1B | 100 |   |   |  | B5 | Carlos Cortes | Ath |   | OF, 2B | 100 |   |   |  | R1 | Tanner Scott | LAD |   | RP | 3325 |   |   |  | R6 | Griffin Jax | TB |   | RP | 1833 |   |   |  | R2 | Kyle Finnegan | Det |   | RP | 1696 | IL |   |  | R3 | Garrett Cleavinger | TB |   | RP | 779 |   |   |  | R4 | Daniel Lynch | KC |   | RP | 337 |   |   |  | R5 | Gabe Speier | Sea |   | RP | 309 |   |   |  | S3 | Mike Burrows | Pit |   | RP, SP | 100 |   |   |  | P1 | Seth Lugo | KC |   | SP | 3918 | IL | 2025 |  | IR | Gerrit Cole | NYY |   | SP | 2764 | IL |   |  | P4 | Jose Quintana | Mil |   | SP | 2141 |   |   |  | P2 | Nick Pivetta | SD |   | SP | 2114 |   |   |  | T | Luis Severino | Ath |   | SP | 2031 |   |   |  | T | Miles Mikolas | StL |   | SP | 2028 |   |   |  | P3 | Matthew Boyd | ChC |   | SP | 307 |   | 2026* |  | S1 | Michael McGreevy | StL |   | SP | 196 |   |   |  | S2 | Jack Leiter | Tex |   | SP | 100 |   |   |  | P5 | Charlie Morton | Atl |   | SP, RP | 2591 |   |   |  | M | Colton Gordon | Hou |   | SP, RP | 100 |   |   |  | L2 | J.P. Crawford | Sea | SS | SS | 1560 |   |   |  
    			 
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full.  Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate.  If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.                  
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    		Roster Limits
    		
              
                | Roster Minimums | 
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                | Category | 
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                | Minimum Hitters (15) | 
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                Hitters over 250 (21) | 
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                | Minimum Pitchers (14) | 
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                Pitchers over 250 (20) | 
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                | Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role | 
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                Players over 250 (35) | 
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                Players in minor league (10) | 
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                 Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 
				45  | 
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                | These players don't count against your 40-man limit | 
               
              
                | Players on IR (max 1):  | 
                Prospects (max 5):  | 
               
             
   		
    		
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