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As Seen on the Telly (51-72, 30 GB)
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Owner
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Alonda Clifton / Email Team
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| Manager |
Monty Python |
| Stadium |
BBC |
| Mascot |
God save the Queens |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
Carry on |
| Cash Balance* |
823 |
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Instant Messaging/Twitter: |
None listed
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 335-415 (.447) | Highest Finish: 4th (2025, 2024, 2023, 2022, 2021) | | | Owner Record | 335-415 (.447) 5 years | Closest Finish 12 GB (2022) | | Most Wins | 73 (2022) | | | Most Losses | 91 (2025) | | Bottom Feeder Champ: 2024 |
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| Last Updated 8/19/2026 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 8/18/2026 |
Current Roster/Lineup
| Slot | Name | ML Team | Pos | Auth Pos | Salary | Status | Contract |
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| L1 | Jarren Duran | Bos | OF | OF | 3906 | | | | L2 | Tommy Edman | LAD | 2B | 2B, OF, 3B | 877 | | | | L3 | Jung Hoo Lee | SF | OF | OF | 1772 | | | | L4 | Teoscar Hernandez | LAD | OF | OF | 2622 | | | | L5 | Ildemaro Vargas | Ari | 3B | 2B, 1B, 3B | 243 | | | | L6 | Ty France | SD | 1B | 1B | 1440 | | | | L7 | Yainer Diaz | Hou | C | C | 2041 | | | | L8 | Masyn Winn | StL | SS | SS | 1735 | | | | L9 | Brendan Donovan | Sea | DH | 2B, OF, 3B | 1751 | | | | B1 | Dalton Rushing | LAD | | C, 1B | 166 | IL | | | B2 | Blaze Jordan | StL | | 1B, 3B | 100 | | | | B3 | Lars Nootbaar | Ari | | OF | 1327 | | | | B4 | Jeremiah Jackson | Bal | | OF, 3B, 2B | 212 | | | | B5 | Jim Jarvis | Atl | | SS | 100 | | | | B6 | Logan O'Hoppe | Tex | | C | 1007 | m | 2026 | | P1 | Patrick Sandoval | Bos | | SP | 407 | | | | P2 | Logan Webb | SF | | SP | 4609 | | | | P3 | Bryan Woo | Sea | | SP | 3326 | | 2026 | | P4 | Max Fried | NYY | | SP | 4613 | IL | | | P5 | Gerrit Cole | NYY | | SP | 988 | | | | S1 | George Kirby | Sea | | SP | 1828 | | | | S2 | Tyler Phillips | Mia | | RP, SP | 637 | | | | S3 | Janson Junk | Mia | | SP | 553 | | | | R1 | Tanner Scott | LAD | | RP | 1593 | | | | R2 | Keaton Winn | SF | | RP | 136 | | | | R3 | Huascar Brazoban | CWS | | RP | 347 | | | | R4 | Nick Frasso | Col | | RP | 100 | | | | R5 | Peyton Gray | Tex | | RP | 100 | | | | R6 | Chase Shugart | Phi | | RP | 165 | | | | T1 | Josh Jung | Tex | | 3B | 1164 | IL | | | T2 | Ryan O'Hearn | Pit | | 1B, OF | 1570 | IL | | | T3 | Matt Chapman | SF | | 3B | 2262 | | | | T4 | Jeff McNeil | Ath | | 2B, OF, 1B | 1278 | | | | T5 | Cam Smith | Hou | | OF | 845 | | 2026 | | T6 | Tomoyuki Sugano | Col | | SP | 1266 | | | | M01 | Connelly Early | Was | | SP | 175 | IL | | | M02 | Abimelec Ortiz | Was | | 1B, OF | 100 | | | | M03 | Sam Bachman | LAA | | RP | 100 | IL | | | M04 | Chayce McDermott | NYM | | RP | 100 | m | | | M | Brendan Summerhill | TB | | OF | 100 | m | | | M | Thomas Harrington | Pit | | RP | 100 | m | | | M | Elmer Rodriguez | NYY | | SP | 100 | m | | | pr | Vahn Lackey | Min | | C | 100 | m | | | pr | Aidan Miller | Phi | | SS, 3B | 100 | m | | | pr | Gio Rojas | Tex | | SP | 100 | m | | | pr | Seth Hernandez | Pit | | SP | 100 | m | |
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Roster Limits
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Roster Maximums |
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| Minimum Hitters (15) |
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Hitters over 250 (21) |
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| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
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Pitchers over 250 (20) |
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| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
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Players over 250 (35) |
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Players in minor league (10) |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
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| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
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