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Owner John Hula / Email Team
Manager Corporal Punishment
Stadium The Theatre of War
Mascot An Abject Figure
Team Motto / Rallying Cry / Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché This means war!
Cash Balance* 42142
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Team History

Franchise Record1042-1112 (.484)League Champion: 2021 
Owner Record516-588 (.467) 8 yearsConference Champion: 2021
Most Wins86 (2014)Division Champion: 2021, 2014, 2011
Most Losses87 (2024, 2017)Largest Victory Margin: 14 games (2011)Gore Cup Champ: 2022, 2013

Team Roster - Post Season

 
Last Updated 10/26/2025 Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025

45-man Roster

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Aroldis ChapmanBosRP 52861245--- 
Riley GreeneDetOF 36521743---2026
Zack WheelerPhiSP 34525616--- 
Dylan CeaseFASP 32474343--- 
Sonny GrayStLSP 31113245--- 
Dansby SwansonChCSS 29682580--- 
Gleyber TorresFA2B 28082809--- 
Mitch KellerPitSP 25802620--- 
Spencer TorkelsonDet1B 25611428--- 
Nolan ArenadoStL3B 17763157--- 
Lourdes GurrielAriOF 17711968--- 
Casey MizeDetSP 1749528---2026
Nick KurtzAth1B 1719100--- 
Sal FrelickMilOF 1618947--- 
Willson ContrerasStL1B 16101039--- 
Shawn ArmstrongFARP 1584491--- 
Andrew VaughnMil1B 15642435--- 
Eduardo RodriguezAriSP 1539927--- 
Lenyn SosaCWS1B, 2B 1386555--- 
Mickey MoniakColOF 1384862--- 
Andrew McCutchenFADH 13781379--- 
Garrett WhitlockBosRP 1340316--- 
Brett BatyNYM2B, 3B 885322--- 
Royce LewisMin3B 843640--- 
Romy GonzalezBos1B, 2B 738237--- 
Danny JansenFAC 634551--- 
Brock BurkeLAARP 558270--- 
Michael KopechFARP 5441431--- 
Anthony BenderMiaRP 486269--- 
Emerson HancockSeaSP 437262--- 
Max MeyerMiaSP 382226--- 
Eloy JimenezFADHx350851--- 
Brady HouseWas3B 301100--- 
Tommy NanceTorRP 276103--- 
Austin MartinMinOF2B245283--- 
Seth HalvorsenColRP 219100--- 
Robert HassellWasOF 217100--- 
Jackson JobeDetSP 200100--- 
Hyeseong KimLAD2BSS, OF189100--- 
Ian AndersonFARP 129187--- 
Kevin AlcantaraChCOF 100100--- 
Tyler BremnerLAASPx100100--- 
Gavin FienTexSSx100100--- 
Emiliano TeodoTexSPx100100--- 
Zac VeenColOF 100100--- 

Prospects Roster

These players don't count against your 28-player carryover limit

NameML TeamPrim PosSec Pos2026 Salary2025 SalaryCuttingContract
Prospect - Max ClarkDetOFx100100--- 
Prospect - Gavin CrossKCOFx100100--- 
Prospect - Gavin KilenSFSSx100100--- 
Prospect - Asa LacyKCRPx100100--- 
Prospect - Victor Mesa Jr.MiaOF 100100--- 
  
 
 

Roster Limits and Salaries

Roster Minimums Roster Maximums
Category Current Value Category Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15) 25 Hitters over 250 (21) 19
Minimum Pitchers (14) 20 Pitchers over 250 (20) 15
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role 0 Players over 250 (35) 34
    Players in minor league (10) 0

Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45

 45
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0 Prospects (max 5): 5
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