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White Elephant League --- Mustache Mashers (92-58, +9 GA)

Owner	Dave Matter / Email Team
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Cash Balance*	45425
*In Thousands

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Team History
Franchise Record	487-467 (.510)	Highest Finish: 2nd (2021)
Owner Record	487-467 (.510) 7 years	Closest Finish 3 GB (2020)
Most Wins	91 (2021)
Most Losses	81 (2024)		Gore Cup Champ: 2021; Bottom Feeder Champ: 2022

This roster is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems: You have too many players You have too many total players over 250 salary
This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems: One or more players must be placed in a slot You need 9 players in the batting order - you have 0 One or more slots of your batting order are empty You need 6 players on the bench - you have 0 You need 5 pitchers in the starting rotation - you have 0 You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 0 You need 3 pitchers as spot pitchers - you have 0 Incorrect number of players at DH Incorrect number of players at C Incorrect number of players at 1B Incorrect number of players at 2B Incorrect number of players at 3B Incorrect number of players at SS Incorrect number of players at OF
Team Roster - Week 29

Last Updated 10/26/2025

Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025

Slot	Name	ML Team	Auth Pos	Salary	Status	Contract
	Jose Ramirez	Cle	3B	6390
	Matt Olson	Atl	1B	5307
	Trea Turner	Phi	SS	4107
	Riley Greene	Det	OF	3652		2026
	Maikel Garcia	KC	3B, 2B, SS	3350
	Hunter Goodman	Col	C	1770
	Ronald Acuna	Atl	OF	1677
	Sal Frelick	Mil	OF	1618
	Will D. Smith	LAD	C	1567		2026
	Willi Castro	FA	2B, 3B, OF	1369
	Jeff McNeil	NYM	2B, OF	1278
	Mark Vientos	NYM	3B	1169
	Matt McLain	Cin	2B	1109
	Nick Gonzales	Pit	2B, SS	802
	Chandler Simpson	TB	OF	719
	Daniel Schneemann	Cle	2B, 3B, OF, SS	683
	Pedro Pages	StL	C	646
	Danny Jansen	FA	C	634
	Connor Norby	Mia	3B	562
	Javier Sanoja	Mia	2B, 3B, OF, SS	557
	Dalton Rushing	LAD	C, 1B	166
	C.J. Kayfus	Cle	OF, 1B	153
	Justin Crawford	Phi	OF, x	100	m
	Joe Mack	Mia	C, x	100	m
	Garrett Crochet	Bos	SP	5551
	Freddy Peralta	Mil	SP	4422
	Emmanuel Clase	Cle	RP	2866
	Ranger Suarez	FA	SP	2788
	Jose Berrios	Tor	SP	2648
	Gavin Williams	Cle	SP	2544
	Kenley Jansen	FA	RP	2177
	J.P. Sears	SD	SP	1773
	Logan T. Allen	Cle	SP	1586
	Luke Weaver	FA	RP	1396
	Kyle Finnegan	FA	RP	1017
	Lucas Erceg	KC	RP	912
	Robert Garcia	Tex	RP	900
	Orion Kerkering	Phi	RP	845
	Cade Povich	Bal	SP	598
	Spencer Arrighetti	Hou	SP	563
	Hayden Birdsong	SF	RP	437
	Chase Dollander	Col	SP	332
	Kumar Rocker	Tex	SP	261
	Seth Halvorsen	Col	RP	219
	Didier Fuentes	Atl	SP	100
	Andrew Painter	Phi	SP, x	100	m
pr	JJ Wetherholt	StL	SS, 3B, x	100	m
pr	Ralphy Velazquez	Cle	1B, x	100	m
pr	Benny Montgomery	Col	OF, x	100	m
pr	Harry Ford	Sea	C	100
pr	Hagen Smith	CWS	SP, x	100	m

Roster Minimums		Roster Maximums
Category	Current Value	Category	Current Value
Minimum Hitters (15)	24	Hitters over 250 (21)	20
Minimum Pitchers (14)	22	Pitchers over 250 (20)	19
Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role	0	Players over 250 (35)	39
		Players in minor league (10)	0
Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum 45		46
These players don't count against your 40-man limit
Players on IR (max 1): 0		Prospects (max 5): 5

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