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Grunge League --- Kurt's Love Hole (79-71, 12 GB)
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Owner
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John Stroba / Email Team
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| Manager |
Homey da Clown |
| Stadium |
The Playground |
| Mascot |
Ring Girl |
| Team Motto / Rallying Cry
/ Fight Song / Favorite Overused Cliché |
We see stars |
| Cash Balance* |
43670 |
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Instant Messaging: |
Gilesdemon (AIM), Phoenix Changeweaver (MSN)
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Team History | | Franchise Record | 489-465 (.513) | League Champion: 2020 | | | Owner Record | First Season | Conference Champion: 2020 | | Most Wins | 80 (2024) | Division Champion: 2020 | | Most Losses | 78 (2023, 2021) | Largest Victory Margin: 12 games (2020) | |
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This roster is currently legal
| This lineup is currently ILLEGAL - Here are the problems: One or more players must be placed in a slot You need 9 players in the batting order - you have 0 One or more slots of your batting order are empty You need 6 players on the bench - you have 0 You need 5 pitchers in the starting rotation - you have 0 You need 6 pitchers in the bullpen - you have 0 You need 3 pitchers as spot pitchers - you have 0 Incorrect number of players at DH Incorrect number of players at C Incorrect number of players at 1B Incorrect number of players at 2B Incorrect number of players at 3B Incorrect number of players at SS Incorrect number of players at OF
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| Last Updated 10/26/2025 |
Player information semi-accurate as of 11/14/2025 |
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Slot |
Name |
ML Team |
Pos |
Auth Pos |
Salary |
Status |
Contract |
| | Kyle Schwarber | FA | | DH | 6959 | | | | | Jarren Duran | Bos | | OF | 3906 | | 2026 | | | Taylor Ward | LAA | | OF | 3362 | | | | | Pete Crow-Armstrong | ChC | | OF | 3317 | | 2027* | | | Gleyber Torres | FA | | 2B | 2808 | | | | | Jeremy Pena | Hou | | SS | 2440 | | | | | Matt Chapman | SF | | 3B | 2262 | | | | | Anthony Volpe | NYY | | SS | 1970 | | | | | Colt Keith | Det | | 2B, 3B, 1B | 1200 | | 2026 | | | Chandler Simpson | TB | | OF | 719 | | | | | Matt Wallner | Min | | OF | 718 | | | | | Enrique Hernandez | FA | | 1B, 3B, OF, 2B | 604 | | | | | Liam Hicks | Mia | | C, 1B | 571 | | | | | Luke Raley | Sea | | 1B, OF | 552 | | | | | Connor Wong | Bos | | C | 518 | | | | | Edmundo Sosa | Phi | | 2B, 3B, SS | 462 | | | | | Jake Bauers | Mil | | 1B, OF | 421 | | | | | David Fry | Cle | | DH | 369 | | | | | Justyn-Henry Malloy | Det | | OF | 180 | | | | | Chase DeLauter | Cle | | OF, x | 100 | | | | | Paul Skenes | Pit | | SP | 6186 | | 2027 | | | Max Fried | NYY | | SP | 4613 | | 2026 | | | Dylan Cease | FA | | SP | 3247 | | | | | Chris Bassitt | FA | | SP | 2788 | | | | | Tanner Bibee | Cle | | SP | 2778 | | | | | Jesus Luzardo | Phi | | SP | 2671 | | | | | Jhoan Duran | Phi | | RP | 2666 | | | | | Jack Flaherty | Det | | SP | 2500 | | | | | Pablo Lopez | Min | | SP | 1689 | | | | | Jeff Hoffman | Tor | | RP | 1614 | | | | | Matt Strahm | Phi | | RP | 1342 | | | | | Bryce Miller | Sea | | SP | 1338 | | | | | Felix Bautista | Bal | | RP | 942 | | | | | Brant Hurter | Det | | RP | 710 | | | | | Tommy Kahnle | FA | | RP | 696 | | | | | Eury Perez | Mia | | SP | 640 | | | | | Ben Joyce | LAA | | RP | 229 | | | | | Tekoah Roby | StL | | SP, x | 100 | | | | | Kyle Hurt | LAD | | RP, x | 100 | | | | pr | JJ Wetherholt | StL | | SS, 3B, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Brayden Taylor | TB | | 3B, SS, x | 100 | m | | | pr | Xavier Isaac | TB | | 1B, x | 100 | m | |
*The salary for the current season for this player was paid in full. Cutting this player or trading this player away will earn the team a prorated salary rebate. If another team picks up this player in a trade, they will pay a prorated portion of this season's salary.
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Roster Limts
| Roster Minimums |
Roster Maximums |
| Category |
Current Value |
Category |
Current Value |
| Minimum Hitters (15) |
20 |
Hitters over 250 (21) |
18 |
| Minimum Pitchers (14) |
19 |
Pitchers over 250 (20) |
16 |
| Multiposition players - can fill hitter or pitcher role |
0 |
Players over 250 (35) |
34 |
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Players in minor league (10) |
0 |
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Total 45-man Roster Size - minimum 29 - maximum
45 |
39 |
| These players don't count against your 40-man limit |
| Players on IR (max 1): 0 |
Prospects (max 5): 3 |
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